|Marital Status||Married to Suzy|
Doug is a middle-aged ginger and Suzy's husband. He has been living with her in Ryan's neighborhood for 11 years.
Ryan meets Doug and his wife in a dream about going to the neighborhood block party. Doug takes a liking to Ryan after seeing that his choice of wine came from inspiration from Fatty Arbuckle. The tables turn when Ryan refuses to say why he is no longer a lawyer. Ryan's tongue falls out and Doug states, "Well, now we know."